Let the people at the dictionary know!

New words get into the dictionary every year.  If a word is used by many people in conversation and writing the word spreads.  Based on my recent new way of teaching, where I spend numerous hours doing something that a few months ago I had never even heard of,  Zooming, I have created a whole new use for this word rather than the basic to zoom.  If you don’t know what zooming is, well as I said, a few months ago either did I, so don’t feel bad.  Zooming is a virtual way of conducting a meeting, or in my case a classroom.  I set up the meeting on a computer, send invites, and we all join the meeting at the arranged time.  Once on, you and all attendees appear to be in little boxes on the screen, similar to what those of my generation refer to as being like, The Brady Bunch intro.

So to the editors at the Mirriam-Webster Dictionary,  I propose the following new words:

A zoomtail (a cocktail one has at a zoom)
zaammed (the past tense of zoom)
Zoomscare (when you see yourself on a zoom and are frightened by the face you see)
zoomavoidance (a syndrome one develops as pressure to zoom more and more occurs)
zoomologist (someone who has a Doctorate in zoom)
zoombutt (a noun to describe the butt one develops sitting on zoom all day)
zoomification (the noun that describes the act of zooming)
zoomful (adjective to describe someone who is full of zoom)
zoomable (adjective to describe someone or something that can be zoomed)
zoomless (when you have no more zooms to go to 🙂
zoomphobia (fear of zooming)
Zoomocd (when you become fixated on the number of attendees at your zoom and keep counting them)
Zoomtist (a zoomer who is an artist at virtual backgrounds)
Zoomer ( a hipster who zooms)
zoomerector (the person in the background who sets the zoom up for you and is there in case any glitches occur)
zoomtorsoist (a person who can’t seem to get their face on the zoom and you are always looking at their torso instead)
seniorzoomer (someone over the age of 65 who zooms)
goldenzoomer (someone over the age of 85 who zooms)
Antizoomer (someone who is totally against the act of zooming)
zoombie (someone who has become zombie like after sitting on zooms all week)
zoomtender (the person who is mixing your zoomtails while you are zooming)
In closing, this teacher is done zooming and is going to have my zoomtender make me a zoomtail.